Ode to the Atkins diet

When i died i went to Heaven
Sat outside, me and seven
There we 8 sat, and we waited
To see our god, with breath a baited.
one guy waited, seated quiet
"I died from the Atkins Diet"
"Not enough bread, and too much meat"
"eventually knocked me off my feet"
"i can't wait to walk right in-"
"In heaven pasta's not a sin!"

(c)2005 nm