Today, at work I had a traumatic experience. It is near Christmas time,

And there was a nice collection of Chocolates to share.

But never has a happy ending seemed so far away...

The Song of the Missing Fudge.

Based on true events.

Excited I dive into the tin,

But it has go no fudges in

I look for MINUTES for just one pink one,

But then discover what they’ve done.

Those Buggers at the chocolate factorie

Have swapped each for a sodding Yorkie!

Yorkie? Fudge! It’s not the same,

Why you laughing? It’s not a game!

What’s Quality Street without a Fudge?

I’m really angry, I WON’T BUDGE.

“It’s ok Nick, as if in a dream,

“You can have a strawberry cream”

© Nicholas J.Moore 2005.